Malik is a Capitol police officer. As he proceeds to secure the area, he catches seditious Kaleb in AOC’s office, which the poor thing, leaving behind a salad she had barely touched, had fled from in a hurry to hide in the sub-basement, fearing for her life. Kaleb is only wearing an ample fur coat à la Jason Momoa in the undervalued Frontier. Underneath, he’s butt-naked…
At first, Kaleb looks embarrassed. But then he starts frantically flashing at Malik, who just can’t believe his eyes but quickly realizes it is his solemn duty to strip-search the intruder. Since there’s no resisting Kaleb, one thing leads to another, till some deranged shaman passes by…“WTF ?!” he thunders, “so that’s where the taxpayer’s money goes… Right into the fucking rabbit hole !”
“Come and join us”, Kaleb sensually moans. “What ? I’m no faggot !”, the real man replies. “Neither are we, moron !”, Malik grunts. At that moment, one of the hope of an entire generation’s female assistants, who had forgotten top-secret documents on her boss’s desk, barges in : “Right in front of AOC’s salad, guys, really ?…”
“Even better ! Fuck Mindgeek’s new policy !”, Malik exults. “Hell yeah, now we’re talking ! Come here, kitty, kitty !”, the shaman acquiesces, as the big guy in the room keeps pounding the willing arrestee. “Look, guys”, the nerdy underling with an excruciatingly teeny tone interjects, “I have no time for this. You can’t imagine my workload right now !”
“Tell us about it !”, Malikaleb groan in choir…
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