He’s fucking everywhere !

Even John Oliver fell for it… The Raynal dude [air quotes] “mistakenly” sending his peer the key to a cache containing confidential correspondence between him and his client… I mean, how gullible must they all be ? Did Jones appear at all surprised when Master Bankston (LOL !) attempted to taunt the Texan bully with the news ? Was there any sign of confusion on Jones’s face at that moment ? Did he appear to be saying : “Golly gee, you got me there, Perry Mason, I’m shitting my pants now, [turning to the judge] you want me to show it to you” ? Did Raynal request the hearing be interrupted in order to confer with his client, as any attorney in his position would logically have done had their client not been aware of their alleged gross professional negligence ? Those who’ve watched the trial know the answers. And I don’t mean to sound like a conspiracy theorist here, but this immediately sounded suspicious to me… Raynal’s not a rookie. If you ask me, he knew what he was doing, and he even discussed the whole thing with Jones prior to the hearing. Why ? Not only to ask for a mistrial, of course; he also wanted some ammo for an appeal. Maybe the appeal judge is less pedo- and more Trump-friendly, who knows ?… This is Texas, after all…

Sincerely, believing this came out of the blue for Jones is like believing Hunter didn’t expect a second raid on his computer… “Who does that ?” the idolized agitator from the Dore Alley Show recently asked, pointing his finger at a video in which the disgrace of the Biden family was filming himself weighing his crack. The question answers itself : someone who knows there’s gonna be another raid on their computer and who loves the buzz… Of course, I can’t prove that, so it remains a suspicion; there’s still a slight possibility he didn’t consent to the data theft.

Which brings me to the following : I also suspect most people who watch porn – that is to say, sourpusses aside, most people, period – don’t bother with scruples when doing so. To them, anything goes : revenge porn, leaked celeb tapes (not by the celebs themselves, that is), etc. Well, believe it or not, I’m of another breed : like Matt Dillahunty (although he doesn’t explicitly say so, but who could honestly believe that guy watches filthy SlamRush material ?), I’ve got porn ethics, thank you ! For instance, when I watch Charlie Dean or Angelo Godshack pound the hell out of some frail prey of a woman who happens to look just like Ana Kasparian, I immediately switch to another video. That’s just who I am. Call me old school, okay… I think that’s where the abuse starts. And I don’t wanna be the one cumming on my keyboard when Godshack sticks it up her ass, alright ! I’m not like that. In fact, she was once again bragging about her Christian the other day, how athletic he is, how he makes her juices flow and all that shit : I don’t give a damn ! I guess other people immediately searched “Kasparian+Christian” in Google Images to look for some leaked tape or something. OF COUUURSE !!! Well, I didn’t ! It’s literally none of my fucking business. And not only that : I don’t fucking care whatsoever ! Happy shagging to her ! And may they have a lot of kids, so that she can finally become a real woman and all…

Now, you see… I don’t care about Hunter’s antics either. Sure, I watched the crack video, because of the obvious political irony there : you know, “It doesn’t matter whether they were deprived as a youth”… But the other stuff ? Unless there’s evidence he banged his way into Burisma, thanks but no, thanks ! I’d rather watch the latest Leo Louis installment, if you know what I mean… It’s about an artist exploring the depths of an IT developer, if I’m not mistaken. I’m certain they wanna be watched… And, as a matter of fact, that’s what I was looking for when I stumbled upon this :